Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #31350
Christmas–that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it...
Quote #10582
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
Quote #9950
To feel the right emotions is fully as important as to hold the right...
Quote #6629
God makes all things good; man meddles with them and they become evil.
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #14628
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
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We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.