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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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What happens when the future has come and gone?
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Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
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A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
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When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements...
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Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
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It is not known precisely where angels dwell-whether in the air, the void, or...
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There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.