Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #12918
They say golf is not a contact sport. Not the way we play it.
Quote #11473
Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish...
Quote #10963
Beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only the shallow people who do...
Quote #6380
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #11151
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Quote #20159
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #21026
Union gives strength.
Quote #21737
Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly...