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Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Times is still a-flying And this same...
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
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He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every...
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Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely...
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Learning to live what you’re born with is the process, the involvement, the making...
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Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.