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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we...
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Friendship is not only doing something for someone, but it is caring for someone,...
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Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
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I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.