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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how...
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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your...
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Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...
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A good deed never goes unpunished.
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She would rather light candles than curse the darkness and her glow has warmed...
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.