Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #2253
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote #23257
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #29906
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
Quote #21547
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #30634
You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn’t take...
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #20081
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.