Quote #22205
Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #1612
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #16893
A painter told me that nobody could draw a tree without in some sort...
Quote #32499
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #2966
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the...
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #9465
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
Quote #97
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not...
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.