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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy...
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
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A man has to have a code, a way of life to live by.
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.