Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #27895
Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one...
Quote #7022
The wise man will love; all others will desire.
Quote #15249
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #20032
Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #21065
Skepticism means, not intellectual doubt alone, but moral doubt.
Quote #24545
Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
Quote #23195
Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we...
Quote #5511
We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night...