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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
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First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
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Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
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Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
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He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
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All things are possible until they are proved impossible-even the impossible may only be...
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A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless...