Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #7146
Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
Quote #2713
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...
Quote #33124
I believe that everyone is the keeper of a dream – and by tuning...
Quote #24412
Children who know how to think for themselves spoil the harmony of the collective...
Quote #10846
Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #22610
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #27634
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...