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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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I consider it a public duty to answer falsifications with facts. I will not...
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Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are...
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for...
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How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.