Quote #3312
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #16975
The only reward of virtue is virtue the only way to have a friend...
Quote #11854
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without anyother reason but because they...
Quote #8096
Honesty is for the most part, less profitable than dishonesty.
Quote #9556
Humility is not disgraceful, and carries no loss of true pride.
Quote #18334
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #17592
The leader can never close the gap between himself and the group. If he...
Quote #34485
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.