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He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human...
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It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
Quote #13215
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
Quote #34859
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #2781
“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #11749
One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.