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We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
Quote #17404
I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness who in the view...
Quote #13318
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Quote #3743
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...