Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #27548
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #8343
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #17733
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #28944
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
Quote #33701
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
Quote #33808
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #31116
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...