Quote #18719
If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #21284
It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be...
Quote #9458
An nescis mi fili, quantilla prudentia regitur orbis? Dost thou not know, my son,...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #27111
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
Quote #30457
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
Quote #12101
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Quote #14299
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
Quote #4713
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.