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The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Because a thing is difficult for you, do not therefore suppose it to be...
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No man is ever old enough to know better.
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There was never a great man who had not a great mother
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Strength, courage and power do not exclude kindness, understanding and consideration. You can be...
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Whoever sets himself to see things as they are will find himself one of...
Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
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Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.