Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #20588
Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
Quote #25422
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance...
Quote #33135
All these years I’ve been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I...
Quote #31843
You are so afraid of losing your moral sense that you are not willing...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #10841
My curiosity is my creativity on the way to discovery.
Quote #6717
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Quote #855
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.