Quote #4135
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #11306
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
Quote #14363
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color,...
Quote #10793
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest...
Quote #10206
Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely...
Quote #28011
Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel our worst...
Quote #25847
It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.