Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #6091
We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
Quote #11454
Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
Quote #18190
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #777
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
Quote #8550
With foxes we must play the fox.
Quote #22886
By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
Quote #25264
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #1322
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...