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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
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I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning,...
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Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than...
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and...
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Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do...
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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...