Quote #24382
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are,...
Quote #3690
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Quote #8533
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
Quote #15858
Nothing shocks me more in the men of religion and their flocks than their...
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #1786
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
Quote #21838
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
Quote #33937
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Quote #17043
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.