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Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of...
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I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
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The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as...
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To St. Paul, stripes, stones, shipwrecks, and thorns in the flesh were religious experiences...
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
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They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
Quote #25987
Feeling without judgement is a washy draught indeed but judgement untempered by feeling is...