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Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
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It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
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Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.
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He that can’t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32824
If it is too good to be true….it is probably a fraud.
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You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know...