Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a...
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #5639
The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
Quote #22205
Everyone’s got it in him, if he’ll only make up his mind and stick...
Quote #14273
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
Quote #6393
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
Quote #22931
God does not die on the day when we cease to believe in a...
Quote #14321
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...