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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
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People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
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I hate and I love. Perhaps you ask why I do so. I do...
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They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
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I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in...
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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
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Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
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Experience is a hard teacher becuase she gives the tests first, the lessons afterwards.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...