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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
Quote #14810
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #31532
Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.
Quote #4953
I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one...
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #24015
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #15373
Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #15937
It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that...