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Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a...
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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For long you live and high you fly, For smiles you give and tears...
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I have impeached myself by resigning.
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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be...
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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...
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Actions have consequences…first rule of life. And the second rule is this – you...
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A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...