Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #33163
Every political good carried to the extreme must be productive of evil.
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…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
Quote #1205
Do not speak ill of the dead.
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All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in...
Quote #6859
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the...
Quote #29556
The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right,...
Quote #6750
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...