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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
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When he stood up, it was a very complicated motion. If the deck chairs...
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Study men, not historians.
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If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even...
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Have I inadvertently said some evil thing?
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Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.
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Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do...
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Eating without conversation is only stoking.