Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let...
Quote #20202
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
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In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you...
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #18104
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
Quote #34792
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...