Quote #28843
What ought a man to be Well, my short answer is himself.
Quote #22930
I am the vessel. The draft is God’s. And God is the thirsty one.
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America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth, the same...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #32738
We don’t need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need...
Quote #11226
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Quote #27340
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Quote #19583
It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its...