Quote #22478
Once you get into this great stream of history, you can’t get out.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #1283
What is conservativism? Is it not the aherence to the old and tried against...
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #6682
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
Quote #5571
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Quote #13911
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
Quote #22456
No revenge is more honourable than the one not taken.
Quote #6936
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.