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And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
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If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...
Quote #19195
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #22539
The antiwar movement is a wild orgasm of anarchists sweeping across the country like...
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #20671
Dreams – A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our...