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When one door of happiness closes, another one opens, but often we look so...
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If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.
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Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
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Do good to thy Friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.
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In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
Quote #9109
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to...