Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #6557
Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #12513
Only a fool walks backwards into the future.
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You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
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When kings the sword of justice first lay down; They art no kings, though...
Quote #10832
You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what...
Quote #28156
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...