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You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #4191
Do not speak ill of the dead.
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #18021
Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of...
Quote #23701
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied...
Quote #14499
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle...
Quote #32566
Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
Quote #34563
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Quote #9261
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...