Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #28854
People think we make 3 million and 4 million a year. They don’t realize...
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #33641
The wise are instructed by reason ordinary minds by experience the stupid, by necessity...
Quote #7550
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Quote #22238
Don’t walk behind me I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me...
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #13935
Someday is not a day of the week.