Quote #33718
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Quote #29737
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed...
Quote #28011
Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel our worst...
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #17957
The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for...
Quote #33743
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #15611
A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Quote #11639
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #10795
I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.