Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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It is not the position, but the disposition.
Quote #16437
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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Few great men could pass Personnel.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #34062
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage...
Quote #16814
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
Quote #31762
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
Quote #29635
The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of...