Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #26926
And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
Quote #34624
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
Quote #27539
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Quote #30686
He who laughs, lasts
Quote #34379
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original...
Quote #17060
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
Quote #31366
We may live without her, and worship without her, but we cannot remember without...
Quote #16429
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #16747
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.