Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #3545
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made...
Quote #24786
Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip...
Quote #22156
Difficulties show men what they are. In case of any difficulty remember that God...
Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #21903
The joy that isn’t shared dies young.
Quote #3989
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #12295
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for...
Quote #10518
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.