Quote #33352
Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited...
Quote #33736
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #9053
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #6253
Living well is the best revenge.
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #22154
Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #13738
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
Quote #26301
Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.