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Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty not knowing what...
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If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
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To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with...
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It takes a village to raise an idiot.
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I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...