Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Quote #2130
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
Quote #9608
I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I can...
Quote #28971
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by...
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #22223
Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #11739
When you choose the behaviour, you choose the consequences.
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #9959
He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like...