Quote #657
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
Quote #12558
I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
Quote #4342
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #8945
It is the loving, not the loved, woman who feels loveable.
Quote #29658
No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...
Quote #21219
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #28583
Lonely people talking to each other can make each other lonelier.
Quote #22598
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals that they live in...