Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #21711
The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #23212
…it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods...
Quote #8906
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #1843
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government,...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #22281
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like...
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.