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Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...
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Everything in your world is created by what you think.
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I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #30838
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
Quote #26025
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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This document describes the usage and input syntax of the Unix Vax-11 assembler As....